FOOD HUMOR

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FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR COMPILED BY DAN WORONA. WORONA'S WEB SITE IS COOKIN'.

FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR

I have spent more than 50 years collecting FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR, DIET HUMOR, DIET JOKES, USA HUMOR (all categories), and MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR (in Spanish).

1. APPETIZERS ARE LITTLE THINGS YOU EAT UNTIL YOU LOSE YOUR APPETITE.

2. EAT, DRINK AND BE MERRY, FOR TOMORROW WE DIET.

3. A very clever T-shirt saying, protesting the barbaric practice of clubbing baby seals: CLUB SANDWICHES, NOT SEALS.

4. THE BEST THING FOR A PERSON ON A DIET TO EAT IS LESS.

5. FOOD RIDDLE: WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A THOUSAND YEARS WITH A THOUSAND CHOCOLATE CAKES?
A: THE START OF A NEW MILLENNI-YUM-YUM.

6. FOOD JOKE: NAME THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS.
A: FAST, FROZEN, JUNK AND INSTANT.

7. THE TROUBLE WITH BUYING HEALTH FOOD IS THAT ITS HIGH PRICE REALLY MAKES YOU SICK.

8. BOOKS FOR COOKS: ITALIAN FOOD by ANN CHOVY, MINNIE STRONI, LIZ ANYA and LYNN GUINI

9. Book: NO MORE LEFTOVERS by M.T. POTTS

10. Foodie: HE'LL EAT ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T EAT HIM FIRST.

11. Crazy: HE'S TWO SANDWICHES SHORT OF A PICNIC.

Here are a few samples from my world famous DIET HUMOR and DIET JOKES WEBSITE:
1. THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULDN'T EAT TO EXCESS: MEN AND WOMEN.
2. MORE DIETS START IN DRESS SHOPS THAN IN DOCTORS' OFFICES.
3. THE BEST THING FOR A PERSON ON A DIET TO EAT IS... --LESS.

FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR

FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR & JOKES: a 50-year plus collection compiled by Daniel Worona.

1. MANKIND IS DIVIDED INTO TWO CLASSES: THOSE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR FOOD, AND THOSE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR APPETITE.

2. THE BEST WAY TO SERVE LEFTOVERS IS TO SOMEONE ELSE.

3. A NICKEL WILL GET YOU ON THE SUBWAY, BUT GARLIC WILL GET YOU A SEAT. --Old New York Proverb

4. THE BEST THING YOU CAN SAY ABOUT GRAVY IS THAT IS HAS NO BONES.

5. "I AM A VERY PICKY EATER. I ONLY LIKE ONE THING... FOOD!!!
Woriginal by Fatty Daniel Worona (He never met a food he didn't like.)

6. IT ISN'T THE TRAVEL THAT'S BROADENING... IT'S ALL THAT RICH FOREIGN FOOD.

7. THE ONLY FOOD THAT NEVER GOES UP IN PRICE IS FOOD FOR THOUGHT.

8. CONVENIENCE FOOD IS ANYTHING THAT'S AT THE FRONT OF THE REFRIGERATOR.

9. MEALTIME IS WHEN THE KIDS SIT DOWN TO CONTINUE EATING.

10. Kitchen sign: THE EARLY BIRD COOKS HIS OWN BREAKFAST.
FOOD JOKES:
Q: What's the difference between a professional poker player and a large pepperoni pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: Why does a Mexican weather report make you hungry?
A: Because it's chili today and hot tamale!
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COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER: If any of these FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR sayings or images are in breach of copyright, I will willingly remove them and/or give proper credit. (Credits may be found on the FAVORITE LINKS PAGE.)

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COPYRIGHT 1949-2009 by DANIEL L. WORONA "Rara Avis" / "Rare Bird" (a.k.a. DaWor)
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(This is a 50-year plus collection, a large portion of which has never been published.
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