FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR
SILLY FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR / HUMOUR & JOKES: a 55-year plus collection compiled by Daniel Worona.
1. MANKIND IS DIVIDED INTO TWO CLASSES: THOSE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR FOOD, AND THOSE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR APPETITE.
2. THE BEST WAY TO SERVE LEFTOVERS IS TO SOMEONE ELSE.
3. A NICKEL WILL GET YOU ON THE SUBWAY, BUT GARLIC WILL GET YOU A SEAT. --Old New York Proverb
4. THE BEST THING YOU CAN SAY ABOUT GRAVY IS THAT IS HAS NO BONES.
5. "I AM A VERY PICKY EATER. I ONLY LIKE ONE THING... FOOD!!!
Woriginal by Fatty Daniel Worona (He never met a food he didn't like.)
6. IT ISN'T THE TRAVEL THAT'S BROADENING... IT'S ALL THAT RICH FOREIGN FOOD.
7. THE ONLY FOOD THAT NEVER GOES UP IN PRICE IS FOOD FOR THOUGHT.
8. CONVENIENCE FOOD IS ANYTHING THAT'S AT THE FRONT OF THE REFRIGERATOR.
9. MEALTIME IS WHEN THE KIDS SIT DOWN TO CONTINUE EATING.
10. Kitchen sign: THE EARLY BIRD COOKS HIS OWN BREAKFAST.
Q: What's the difference between a professional poker player and a large pepperoni pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why does a Mexican weather report make you hungry?
A: Because it's chili today and hot tamale!
CORNY CORN JOKES:
Q: What did the flying corn brothers say to the audience at the circus?
A: We Will A-Maize You
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COPYRIGHT by DANIEL L. WORONA "Rara Avis" / "Rare Bird" (a.k.a. DaWor)
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(This is a 55-year plus collection, a large portion of which has never been published.
IT IS A ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTION!)
He has "searched the world" for more than 55-years for diet humor / humour, diet ditties, diet limericks, weight-loss humor, fat humour and diet slang. Daniel Worona has thousand's of original and unpublished diet humor sayings, diet cartoons, and diet word plays. NO ONE CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO DULICATING THIS NONESUCH DIET HUMOR COLLECTION.
This is the FATTEST and best diet humor / humour collection in the world!!!
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This has been the #1 DIET HUMOR Web site in the world for nearly twenty (20) years.
WORST CASE SCENARIO:
If for some reason my lifelong collection of more than 333,333.33 DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKES is never published, it will probably end up in a trash can.
Who loses? Not me! YOU DO!!! BIG-TIME!!!
Why? Because I have had a ton of fun and a ton of laughs collecting it.
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