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FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR & JOKES: a 55-year plus collection. Compiled by Daniel Worona "Rara Avis." BARBEQUE HUMOR and BBQ HUMOR + BARBEQUE JOKES and BBQ JOKES = GRATE HUMOR (BARBEQUE or BARBECUE: anyway you spell it is GRATE!)

I'd be happy to receive any comments, BARBECUE HUMOR SAYINGS,  BARBECUE JOKES, BARBECUE RIDDLES, or BARBECUE PUNS.



HOT OFF THE GRILL:

1. T-shirt: DAD AT BBQ (Keep back 200 feet)

2. T-shirt: WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER (of BBQ)

3. BBQ apron: USDA PRIME, TENDER, SUCCULENT AND NATURALLY AGED (and the BBQ's not bad either.)

4. The key to good barbecuing is having a sauce that can cover up your mistakes.

5. My grilled fish is so bad that my cat only has three lives left.

6. They say the great BBQ chefs put a lot of feeling into their cooking. I put a lot of Tobasco in mine.



BBQing IS A GRATE PLEASURE. D.L.WORONA

BARBECUE " RIB TICKLERS" by DANIEL WORONA

1.THE SIGHT OF BBQ RIBS IS EYE-ROTIC.

2. BBQ apron: I AM A GRATE COOK.

3. BEING A BBQ CHEF IS A GRATE JOB.

4. BARBECUING IS A GRATE SKILL. 

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED by DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis."



 

BARBECUE APRONS:

1. KISS THE COOK.

2. RELISH TODAY. KETCHUP TOMORROW.

3. SAME CIRCUS... DIFFERENT CLOWNS.

4. MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.

5. MY WIFE IS THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING; I'M THE KING OF WHAT'S LEFT.

6. MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY.

7. BLESSED ARE THE FLEXIBLE, FOR THEY SHALL NEVER BE BENT OUT OF SHAPE.

8. WHATEVER MELTS YOUR BUTTER.

9. HOGAPALOOZA COOKOUT.

10. HOCUS SMOKUS.

Many ThanQues for visiting my barbeque page.



COPYRIGHT by  DANIEL L. WORONA "Rara Avis" / "Rare Bird"
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.


Don't forget to visit my world famous more that 333,333.33 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES: a 55-year plus collection compiled by DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis." It is #1 DIET HUMOR Web site on GOOGLE, YAHOO, AOL, and all of the major (HONEST) search engines. http://www.danworona.50megs.com

This has been the #1 DIET HUMOR Web site in the world for nearly twenty (20) years.



COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER: If any of the BARBEQUE HUMOR SAYINGS, BARBEQUE JOKES, or BBQ images are in violation of copyright, I will willingly remove them and/or give due credit.

IMAGE CREDITS:
1. BBQ 1 image: rnw.nl/en/html
2. BBQ 2 image: ahlln.be/vademecum


DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-NINE POINT FIVE PERCENT (99.5%) OF MY FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR AND MY DIET HUMOR COLLECTION IS NOT FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!!  I HAVE A "GOLDMINE" OF DIET HUMOR AND DIET JOKES, HOWEVER, THIS COLLECTION WILL REMAIN "BURIED" UNTIL IT IS PROPERLY PUBLISHED IN BOOK FORM.

CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A PUBLISHER OR OFFER A SUGGESTION. IF SO, PLEASE E-MAIL ME. A BIG THANKY, Daniel Worona 



COPYRIGHT by DANIEL L. WORONA
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.



He has "searched the world" for more than 55-years for diet humor / humour, diet ditties, diet limericks, weight-loss humor, fat humour and diet slang. Daniel Worona has thousand's of original and unpublished diet humor sayings, diet cartoons,  and  diet word plays.

NO ONE CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO DULICATING THIS NONESUCH DIET HUMOR COLLECTION.

This is the FATTEST and best diet humor / humour collection in the world!!!



Please visist my DIET HUMOR AND CHOCOLATE HUMOR website: (The number one DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKES website in the world): www.danworona.50megs.com 

This has been the #1 DIET HUMOR Web site in the world for nearly twenty (20) years.



WORST CASE SCENARIO:

If for some reason my lifelong collection of more than 333,333.33 DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKES is never published, it will probably end up in a trash can.
 

Who loses?  Not me!   YOU DO!!!   BIG-TIME!!!

Why? Because I have had a ton of fun and a ton of laughs collecting it.



SEEKING LITERARY AGENT AND PUBLISHER: Please e-mail me if you can help. 

MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:

Yes, I will read your e-mail and diet jokes if you include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.






 

 

 

BBQing IS A GRATE SKILL --D.L.W.