DaWor (The "Wor".)

FOOD PUN:

The price of candy at the movie theater is quite ridiculous.

They're always raisinet!

Q: What do you call the king of vegetables?

A: Elvis Parsley.

 A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke.

That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke...

 What kind of candy is never on time?

ChocoLATE

CAKE JOKE:

Q: Why did the students eat their homework?

A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

 What did the M&M go to college?

Because he wanted to be a Smarty.

PIE JOKE:

How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?

3.14159265.

What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?

Cocoa-Nuts.

Life is like a box of chocolates,

It doesn't last too long for fat people.

BAGEL JOKE:

There are two types of people in this world:

People who love bagels and liars.

Q: Why was Tony Soprano fat?

A: Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.

BIRTHDAY CAKE KOKE:

Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."

Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.

DaWor

DaWor ("The Wor")

He has "searched the world" for more than 65-years for diet humor / humour, diet ditties, diet limericks, weight-loss humor, fat humour and diet slang. Daniel Worona has thousand's of original and unpublished diet humor sayings, diet cartoons,  and  diet word plays.

NO ONE CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO DULICATING THIS DIET HUMOR / HUMOUR COLLECTION.

This is the FATTEST and best diet humor / humour collection in the world!!!

WORST CASE SCENARIO:

If for some reason my lifelong collection of upteen thousand DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKES is never published, it will probably end up in a trash can. 

Who loses?  Not me!   YOU DO!!!   BIG-TIME!!!

Why? Because I have had a ton of fun and a ton of laughs collecting it.

Please visit my DIET HUMOR AND CHOCOLATE HUMOR website: (The number one DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKES website in the world): www.danworona.50megs.com 

This has been the #1 DIET HUMOR Web site in the world for a quarter-century [25 consecutive years].

SEEKING LITERARY AGENT AND PUBLISHER: Please e-mail me if you can help. 

MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:

Yes, I will read your e-mail and diet jokes if you include the words FOOD HUMOR or DIET HUMOR in the Subject line of your e-mail, otherwise it will be deleted and unread.

Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.