DaWor: (a.k.a. THE "WOR": Short for: Daniel "Wor" Worona) Copyright by Daniel "WOR" Worona
DaWor (The "Wor".)
The price of candy at the movie theater is quite ridiculous.
They're always raisinet!
Q: What do you call the king of vegetables?
A: Elvis Parsley.
A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke.
That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke...
What kind of candy is never on time?
Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the M&M go to college?
Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?
Life is like a box of chocolates,
It doesn't last too long for fat people.
There are two types of people in this world:
People who love bagels and liars.
Q: Why was Tony Soprano fat?
A: Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
BIRTHDAY CAKE KOKE:
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.