FOOD AND DIET HUMOR compiled by Daniel Worona. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
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1.THEY SAY WHISKEY AND GASOLINE DON'T MIX.
THEY DO BUT IT TASTES LOUSY. 2. ABSINTHE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER. (pun)
DRINK JOKES FOR KIDS DRINK JOKE #1. Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: SCARE IT! 2. Q: Where can you get milkshakes?
A: FROM NERVOUS COWS!
3. Q: Which is the funniest soda?
I HAVE A "GOLDMINE" OF DIET HUMOR AND DIET JOKES, HOWEVER, THIS COLLECTION WILL REMAIN "BURIED" UNTIL IT IS PROPERLY PUBLISHED IN BOOK FORM.
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Q: What starts with "t" ends with "t" and is filled with "t"?
A: A teapot.
I’m one drink away from telling everyone what I really think.
FUNNY WINE JOKE:
I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.
ALCOHOL DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT JOKE:
Alcohol does not make you FAT...
It makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
FUNNY DRINK QUOTE:
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
THE ROMAN NUMERALS TWO FINGER JOKE:
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, “Sir, can I have five beers please.”
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HOORAY FOR ME!!! I now have thousands and thousands of DIET HUMOR / HUMOUR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES and the collection is growing fatter each day. I is a lifelong collection of 65-years plus compiled by DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis" (RARE BIRD).
Plus-plus thousands of ORIGINAL diet humor sayings, diet ditties, diet jokes and quotes, obesity jokes, and fat jokes by Daniel L. Worona "RaraAvis" (RARE BIRD).
A PEERLESS DIET HUMOR COLLECTION compiled by DANIEL L. WORONA
(PEERLESS: without equal; unrivaled.)
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COPYRIGHT by DANIEL L. WORONA "Rare Bird"
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He has "searched the world" for more than 65-years for diet humor / humour, diet ditties, diet limericks, weight-loss humor, fat humour and diet slang. Daniel Worona has thousand's of original and unpublished diet humor sayings, diet cartoons, and diet word plays.
NO ONE CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO DULICATING THIS NONESUCH DIET HUMOR COLLECTION.
This is the FATTEST and best diet humor / humour collection in the world!!!
WORST CASE SCENARIO:
If for some reason my lifelong collection of DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKES is never published, it will probably end up in a trash can.
Who loses? Not me! YOU DO!!! BIG-TIME!!!
Why? Because I have had a ton of fun and a ton of laughs collecting it.