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FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR & JOKES: a 50-year plus collection of more than 100,000 sayings and jokes compiled by Daniel Worona "Rara Avis" (a.k.a. DaWor) 1. Q: Where do ghosts make their beer?A: At the boo-ery! 2. Old age lament: TOO MANY YEARS, TOO MANY BEERS. 3. IF YOU DRINK TOO MUCH WINE, THE NEXT MORNING YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF GRAPES. 4. T-shirt: ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR. 5. DRINK JOKE: 6. HE IS A VERY LIGHT DRINKER. HE ONLY WEIGHS A HUNDRED AND TEN POUNDS. 7. SOME OF THE SOFT DRINKS SOLD TODAY HAVE SO MANY CHEMICALS IN THEM YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY THEM WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION. NOTE: I do not condone alcohol abuse. If you have non-alcoholic drink humor jokes, please e-mail them to me.
More than 100,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS AND DIET JOKES: a 50-year plus collection by Daniel Worona "Rara Avis." Click on this "HOT" (active link): http://www.danworona.50megs.com
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1. Q: WHAT'S THE BEST THING TO PUT IN AN ICE CREAM SODA? 2. LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND, AND SO DOES A GOOD STIFF DRINK. 3. SOME MEN WOULD LIVE STRICTLY ON A LIQUID DIET IF IT WEREN'T FOR PRETZELS AND PEANUTS. PUBLISHERS: Please e-mail me if you are interested in publishing any of my humor collections. Much of the material has never been published. CONTACT ME: dworona@yahoo.com |
FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR
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FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR compiled by Daniel Worona.
FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR. If you have any FOOD SAYINGS, FOOD JOKES, DRINK SAYINGS, DRINK JOKES, DIET HUMOR, DIET JOKES, or any food related humor you would like to share, please e-mail them to: dworona@yahoo.com |
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BOO HOO HOO!!!: I have no one in the world to help me get published, EXCEPT YOU! Please tell your friends about my FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR, my more than 100,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES,and my MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR Web sites. Via "WORD OF MOUTH" someone, someday, will take notice. My humor collections are INIMITABLE!!! You will be duly rewarded with thousands of laughs when my humor books get published. Thank you.
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FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR
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FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR
My FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR, FOOD JOKES, DRINK JOKES, DIET HUMOR, DIET JOKES, USA HUMOR, and MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR covers more than forty years. WARNING: More hilarious humor ahead. |
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FOOD AND DIET HUMOR compiled by Daniel Worona. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER: If any of these sayings or images are in breach of copyright, I will willingly remove them and/or give proper credit.(Credits may be found on the FAVORITE LINKS PAGE.) Contact Daniel Worona: dworona@yahoo.com (Please include the words FOOD HUMOR in the Subject line.)If you e-mail me and do not receive a reply within fifteen days, please e-mail me again. I delete a lot of spam and junk e-mails, and I may have accidently deleted you e-mail. THEY DO BUT IT TASTES LOUSY. 2. ABSINTHE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER. (pun) A: SCARE IT! 2. Q: Where can you get milkshakes? A: FROM NERVOUS COWS! 3. Q: Which is the funniest soda? A: JOKE-A-COLA! DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-NINE POINT FIVE PERCENT (99.5%) OF MY FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR AND MY DIET HUMOR COLLECTION IS NOT FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!! I HAVE A "GOLDMINE" OF DIET HUMOR AND DIET JOKES, HOWEVER, THIS COLLECTION WILL REMAIN "BURIED" UNTIL IT IS PROPERLY PUBLISHED IN BOOK FORM. CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A PUBLISHER OR OFFER A SUGGESTION? IF SO, PLEASE E-MAIL ME. http://www.danworona.50megs.comREMEMBER: The longer it takes for me to find a publisher, the longer you will have to wait, and wait, and WEIGHT to enjoy all 100,000 plus FOOD AND DRINK SAYINGS and JOKES: a 50-year plus collection. The only way I will find a publisher is via WORD OF MOUTH. (Please tell your friends about this DIET HUMOR website.) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
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