FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR and FOOD JOKES:
1. THOSE WHO FORGET THE PASTA ARE CONDEMNED TO REHEAT IT.
2. WE JUST CELEBRATED OUR TIN ANNIVERSARY
--FIFTEEN YEARS OF EATING OUT OF CANS.
3. NOWADAYS, THERE ARE FOUR BASIC FOOD GROUPS: CANNED, FROZEN, FAST-FOOD AND INSTANT.
(Some people add a fifth group: CHOCOLATE.)
4. HORS D'OEUVRE: A HAM SANDWICH CUT INTO TWENTY PIECES.
5. CASSEROLE RECIPE: COMBINE ALL THE LEFTOVERS IN THE FRIDGE. SPRINKLE POTATO CHIPS AND CHEESE ON TOP. BAKE.
6. THE MOST NOBLE OF ALL DOGS IS THE HOT DOG, BECAUSE IT FEEDS THE HAND THAT BITES IT.
7. THE HOT DOG HAS ALL FOUR FOOD GROUPS: MUSTARD, RELISH, BUN AND MEAT.
8. HUNGER IS THE BEST SAUCE IN THE WORLD.
9. FOOD JOKE:
CUSTOMER: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS FISH?
WAITER: LONG TIME, NO SEA.
10. PEANUT BUTTER: A BREAD SPREAD.
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ONE-LINER FOOD HUMOR:
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
I thought you were trying to get into shape?
FATTIE SAYS: I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
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